Drunk dad banned from going out after simulating sex with Land Rover

A FATHER who was caught having sex with a Land Rover while on a night out has been banned from going out at the weekend.

A court heard how drunken Daniel Cooper, 24, stripped off while out with friends.

The father of three was seen urinating in the street before walking down the High Street in Holywell, Wales, with his trousers round his ankles and his t-shirt pulled above his head.

He then shocked fellow revellers by walking into a kebab shop and simulating sex with the counter of the takeaway. Married Cooper, described as being a ‘caring family man”, then dropped to the floor and began doing the same. He then left the shop and gyrated against a Land Rover Discovery that was parked nearby

Cooper says he was so drunk he could not remember what happened – until he was shown the CCTV pictures of his actions. He pleaded guilty and was placed on a three-month community order and must remain indoors between 7pm and 7am on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights for the next three months.

His sex act with the counter of the kebab shop was filmed by some of Cooper’s friends but was later deleted. One of his pals said: “Daniel will never live this down – everyone is saying he was ‘tyred’ and ‘exhausted’ afterwards. “He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.”


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